ebay

ebay
1. (eBay) (1428↑, 136↓)
the yardsale of the Internet

I was trolling around [eBay]today, and I found two old [AMD]laptops, a bootleg Blue Oyster Cult CD, some [ron jeremy] [DVD]s, and some livestock, all for under $60 total. I bet I get fucked on shipping.

2. (ebay) (1130↑, 65↓)
a place where you can buy a 30 dollar toaster for a dollar and pay 29$ shipping

but atleast you didnt pay sales tax.....

3. (eBay) (454↑, 87↓)
A site where one may bid on auctions for almost any item imaginable, (not just useless trinkets, as implied by the other definitions here), with the allure coming from the incredibly cheap prices of nearly everything that gets listed. Often, it is possible to find items listed at half their retail price. Granted, shipping costs are usually high, but an extra $5 on shipping doesn't overshadow paying $300 for a new graphics card that's being sold for $400+ everywhere else. eBay is like life itself; there is a vast array of choices to suit every possible taste and desire, from furniture to video games, to electronics, to books and trinkets. Fraud is generally not a problem, since there are thousands of well-known and trustworthy sellers, easily identifiable by their feedback records.

One of the great mysteries of life is the mentality of people who bid on auctions days before they end. Are they intentionally trying to drive the price up? Do they not realize that eBay is an auction site? Or are they so naive as to believe that others wanting to purchase the item will let their bids sit for days on end, without being outbid? Even more mysterious are those individuals who choose to bid repeatedly and consecutively on particular items. What explanation there could possibly be for such irrational acts, I cannot even speculate...

4. (ebay) (461↑, 117↓)
The only place where you can sell your soul and get $20 for it.

"Ebay is your new Satan\!"

5. (eBay) (315↑, 75↓)
A place where anything and everything can be sold. Anything.

I got some easy money by selling my depression on eBay. Now I'll try selling air breathed out by Ashlee Simpson.

6. (Ebay) (263↑, 58↓)
A place where you can buy pratically anything, and then you get a huge fucking shipping charge.

Shit, my 1 cent DVD has a $15.00 S&H change.

7. (ebay) (230↑, 77↓)
Perhaps the only site on the internet where you can get a quarter for a dollar.

Here, you can get this cheap and fragile toy, a three cent value, at a starting bid of just ten dollars.

8. (ebay) (160↑, 19↓)
corporate assholes who want to charge you to for using there website as a yardsale.

damnit, my account got suspended because i didnt pay my 5 billion dollar worth of ebay fees for listing a one dollar porno

Author: i got a bad case of duck butter http://ebay.urbanup.com/3074049
9. (ebay) (103↑, 22↓)
Great place to sell stolen stuff.

Ebay is a great black market.

Author: best definitions ever http://ebay.urbanup.com/1889388
10. (eBay) (101↑, 27↓)
internet site where you can unload all the useless shit you don't want anymore, even half used stuff, and people will pay you for it. Whoohoo\!

I got $25 on eBay for that skanky perfume i used to wear, some people will buy anything\!

Author: straight edge http://ebay.urbanup.com/740902
11. (ebay) (76↑, 8↓)
A place where you can buy used underpants.

Ebay is an excellent online forum for the trading of second-hand undergarments.

12. (ebay) (96↑, 31↓)
The biggest scam on the internet. People sell things and buy things through a billionaire's website. If you're a seller you get screwed, when a 'customer' buys an item, pays, and you send it to them. They file a claim that they never recieved it and Paypal jacks the money out of your account, even though they sent the item out already. If you're a customer, you buy something from a 'seller' and send them your money, and you never get what you pay for, or its all broken, used, a piece of shit, or ruined, or something worse than anything you could buy at a garage sale or the Salvation Army.

"I got ripped off on ebay."

13. (ebay) (90↑, 36↓)
An online auction venue site where 1) One can pick up several obscure, yet cool items that costs less than filling up your car 2) Postage and Packing costs more than the items themselves. 3) One may purchase the virginity of a young girl; a jar sneezed into by someone who caught cold from an ex-beatle; toast bitten into by Justin Timberlake and similar crap for absurd prices, but at least it overshaddows the postage. 4) You can find the items stolen from your house last week for less than the insurance gives you, thus making you richer. 5) You can garuantee at least 20 USD for balloon pumped up by fart gas. 6) Whatever you buy is garuanteed to be in worse condition than the picture 7) Something is always broken or missin, otherwise, you won't get it. 8)It states clearly in the rules that selling Item x is prohibited, but running a search for item x will result in several hundred results. 9) You may not purchase pictures of naked guys, but so long as a publication has at least one picture that is not of a naked woman, as many issues of playboy as you want. 10) One may get a higher price for the item on sale by bidding for with the same account that is selling, bar the number 1 added to the sellers account 11) One may purchase an extra day a week with one's child from one's ex-wife. 12) which money never returns.

Don't pay the postage- it's cheaper to fly to the seller and pick it up. Quicker too.

Author: Gumba Gumba http://ebay.urbanup.com/555774
14. (eBay) (54↑, 16↓)
A place where you get items for less than 50% of retail and pay the other 50% in shipping price.

Yay, I bought my brand new Green Pointer laser for 100 bucks. WTF?\! I have to pay $100 to ship it from Asia?

15. (eBay) (95↑, 60↓)
A large hole in the internet, lined with collector plates and Star Wars figurines, into which large amounts of money has fallen.

When George Bush woke up one morning and decided he might like his soul back, he logged onto eBay to see if anyone there had found it.

16. (Ebay) (68↑, 36↓)
Slang for Fake. comes from the massive amount of counterfeit items being sold on Ebay auctions.

Dude, thats some funky looking ebay Nikes.

17. (eBay) (42↑, 14↓)
A place where you can buy a maple leaf for $50.00 and a rusty nail for $200.

Look, ma. I bought this authentic chicken nugget that looks just like Babe Ruth.

18. (ebay) (44↑, 17↓)
The only place where you can buy fake viagra tablets, and fake memorobillia.

Man 1: Hey, I just sold that 10kilo of viagra tablets I had in the garage\! Man 2: How much did it go for? Man 1: £600.00 Man 2: Dude, where is my pellets of rabbit shit? Man 1: On the FedEX plane to Afganistan... Man 2: .......

19. (eBay) (30↑, 5↓)
A place where you buy things you never thought you'd need. A place where you sell things you never thought you could.

"what should i do with this snot-filled tissue?" "why not sell it on ebay, last one went for £20" "well, f*** me\!"

20. (Ebay) (55↑, 32↓)
A place where one gets ripped off.

"Yo homie, I just bizzought this sword right here for 300 dollars. Let me just unsheathe it out of the scabbard--- why is it falling apart?"

21. (ebay) (21↑, 0↓)
In the book City of Bones from The Mortal Instruments series, Clary calls ebay "A mythical place of great magical power."

Jace-"...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission." Clary-"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on ebay" Jace-"Selling them on what?" Clary-"A mythical place of great magical power."

Author: X.x.BookWorm.x.X http://ebay.urbanup.com/5126044
22. (eBay) (28↑, 9↓)
The best place to earn quick money.

You can literally sell dirt on eBay.

Author: \ebaysouba\ebay http://ebay.urbanup.com/1523375
23. (eBay) (23↑, 6↓)
A place where you can get a lot of nice expensive things for cheap. Also, the only place you can buy something for 50 cents and pay 6 dollars for shipping. Also, the only place people will sell you something you can download for free of the internet for 10 dollars plus 6 dollars shipping.

A used pink bathrobe A rare mint snowglobe A Smurf TV tray I bought on eBay

24. (eBay) (24↑, 9↓)
A site well known for people to sell their shit to someone else.

Person: Why give away your worthless crap to Goodwill when you can sell it off eBay?"

Author: Zeeky H. Bomb http://ebay.urbanup.com/1131652
25. (ebay) (14↑, 2↓)
An online auction house known worldwide where it is almost impossible to advertise your own website under your ebay account because ebay is so cheap it doesn't want to give away fuck for free. Also nowadays if you sell under a certain quota they fucking close your account because they think you can't help them earn enough.

Fuck ebay\! What you gonna do when I don't need to sell my shitz with you biach\!

Author: wwwgownsshopcom http://ebay.urbanup.com/2708765
26. (EBay) (21↑, 9↓)
A website showcasing your possessions so other suckers- I mean people can purchase them via Interweb.

Mysterious Person \#1: "John, look at this beautiful coffee machine\! I would like to get one." Mysterious Person \#2: "Forget it, Martha, I can see a naked guy in the picture."

Author: Zerg Rushin' Fun http://ebay.urbanup.com/777176
27. (eBay) (24↑, 12↓)
Best place to buy things for 1-99 % cheaper. The World's Online Marketplace.

I was starting to bald so I got some hair cream off eBay\!\!

28. (ebay) (22↑, 11↓)
a wonderous place on the internet that supplies me w/ hours of laughfter, fears, joy, and so many other emotions I can't even describe. Also it's the only place online where you can find peeps dumb enough to pay $5 for a sailor moon tooth brush =_=

Prisitine: Oh what did ya get on ebay? SB: A buncha nifty sailor moon toys I had been looking for\! ^_^ Pristine: How much did ya end up paying? SB: $5.00 for the auction and $200 for s+h Prisitne: O.O......

Author: Shankie Bear http://ebay.urbanup.com/962246
29. (ebay) (26↑, 16↓)
A person who can find anything and sell it to you, ie. a drug dealer that can get you anything you need\! (your dealer who can get anything from schedule 2 substances to stolen 64" plasma televisions, You call him eBay)

They used to call richard eBay\!

Author: CrimSonSPYder http://ebay.urbanup.com/1578821
30. (eBay) (21↑, 11↓)
A group of 100,000 people buying useless crap from eachother, and then selling it again to the same moron who sold it in the first place for no reason, just so eBay stock owners make more money.

"Where did you get those pants\!?" "I bought them off eBay"

31. (eBay) (11↑, 2↓)
Undefinable business errors

eBay Thinking If your computer doesn’t run fast enough, turn it off ‘til it does. We don’t allow customer abuse that we don’t originate. Only 95% of our members have better customer service. That is why we will train you. Fraud will be measured by profitability. Only former members complain. The rest haven’t reached that point. The best way to collect on an overdue account is to stop that account from making money until they pay. This is especially important if they don’t have any money because they are not likely to send it. We improved customer service by adding polite introductions to irrelevant canned responses. A satisfied customer is one who gives up. We change practices every time we are forced by law to do so. WELCOME TO EBAY – Let the chaos begin. Indifference reduces worry. When you have no competition you are always state-of-the-art. We are the best at what we do and nobody else is us. Customer service is all we expect from our customers. We enable you to make money for us. It was innovation that enabled our complacency. Inefficiency can be overcome by raising prices. Wherever there is disease there is eBay. We have no boundaries. If there is any way we can help you, let us know. We don’t have a clue. Contact Customer Support and we will make matters worse for you. That is what makes eBay so special. Everyone in our company is empowered to do what we say and we are a computer program. The secret to our success is to keep the same stuff moving from hand to hand. It eliminates the need for manufacturing. Because of eBay, the United States Postal Service is busy in spite of the internet. That saves American jobs and generates tons of recyclable cardboard. USPS shipping helps collectables become rarer, thereby increasing the value of remaining ones. Your business is our business. Your money is our money. Your success is not important. We do not make mistakes, therefore we cannot make mistakes. Any apparent mistakes did not happen and could not happen. Therefore, calling a mistake to our attention is pointless because it could not have happened and did not happen. Is there anything else we can help you with? Watch an item until somebody buys it, then act. Bid at the last second, and you will win often win sometimes win might win seldom will win get beat. Who is that guy? Search until you find something nice that you can’t afford. Then watch it until it ends. It helps the seller to be optimistic and to learn to cope with disappointment both. Thereby, you serve your fellow man. It tries your resistance, thereby strengthening your character. Or, it makes bitches out of both of you. We have a new pricing structure that reduces your cost on some features and adjusts fees on some others. It all comes out in our wash. What you see as inefficiency is the very reason we have raised your fees. We will announce a new initiative early next month, so watch out. Due to rising costs for something somewhere, fees will be adjusted to reflect needed increases so that we may better serve you. Customer service availability is being increased to 62 minutes per hour to better serve you. Here at eBay we are committed to the principle of valuing our customer as our enemy. If you make an error, we will enhance it. That is why punishment works. If you are behind in your eBay fees, we promise to do everything in our power to stop you from making money until you pay with it. Following eBay’s official customer service route will direct members into three wrong turns and a dead end. Moreover, we strive to make your trip a pleasant one. Our Customer Service Representatives are trained to politely tell our members to go to hell. There is no use in offending our members. All policies at eBay are in place for a reason and logic has nothing to do with it. Changing the light on bullshit gives a fresh perspective without essentially changing it. There is a great deal of operational stability in that approach. In our point of view, good practices are those that follow our point of view. Our actual point of view is a closely held secret, as are all advanced weapons. We strongly discourage anti-conundrum thinking. Every eBay policy is there for a reason. It may not make sense to you, but there must be a good reason for it. To change anything upsets us. To better fulfill your opportunities at eBay and understand your role, you are encouraged to read our new posting titled: Mafia Economics and You. Stay in the box and trust your leadership team to do the right thing. It is your path to promotion and increasing fringe benefits*. *Efforts are under way to eliminate this problem Due to recent fee structure changes there are now more openings than ever before for new members. Press Release Template: The media got it all wrong… (disclaimer details) “In short, ladies and gentlemen, our three year plan is to press on for three more years\!” Our highly trained Customer Service Department is now able to write custom introductions to our canned responses. We believe in planting flowers in bullshit. eBay Members Blog: eBay is dedicated to perpetuating and exacerbating members’ problems and we should not disappoint them by solving any problems ourselves. I calculated that my losses are 8% an item due to new fees. How can I increase my sales to make up for it? Any feedback would be appreciated. I from Thailand have understand English. What is toad sucking jackass? What is the best way to get even with a buyer, and no stupid responses please. Will the seller that sold that shirt please let me know if they have any more. Anyone out there know the best category for listing illegal aliens? Thanks, Tex Yes. If estate sales aren’t available to you right now, kill a rich person that has a lot of stuff. It will tide you over until somebody dies. To the poor schmuck trying to get customer service from eBay – get a life already. To the guy that wanted to know how to prevent getting things broken by the post office, try UPS. eBay is teaching customer service at 10:00am (PDT) this Thursday. It’s probably going to be real funny so tune in. Anybody know how I can bid on my own stuff to get more money out of it. I’m new to eBay. What’s the best way to hide a crack in a dish? Half my sales depend on it. To the guy that posted the question about the slot machine on July 12, 1999. Could you be more specific? I have a brand new right shoe size 10D in black from Hickey-Freeman (Cat \#32-5115). If you need one, let me know. It’s not doing me any good and I’ll send it to you for just the postage. Thanks. Is there a different eBay anywhere? This is important. I need to know right away. A fast growing eBay alumni association has been started at www.ebitter.com. I have a wholesale quantity of yak butter at my eBay store, himaliar2offen. It won’t last long so check it out. Does anybody know the correct spelling of szechymuts? I am missing figurine \#3 of Miscellaneous Statuettes® by the Franklin Mint from 1983. I would like to sell them as a set of eight. My wife says it doesn’t matter, but if you have one please let me know. I have searched every way I can think of for a pair of Anuit snowshoes made in 1957. Does anyone have a clue? Will the seller that wanted a thingamajig please contact me. I found a nice one in my garage. I have a live German hand grenade from 1939 and eBay removed my listing on the first day as a hazardous item (their words, not mine). I need some code words for it so collectors will know what it is, without tipping off eBay, so I can relist it. Is there someone that has done this before that will help me? eBay Trust and Safety removed my listing for Milk Can, Complete w/ Lid because it may contain carbon tetrachloride (?) They don’t respond to my emails. Can anyone explain any of this? I have been on eBay for only three months. Response: Welcome to eBay I give buyers three days to pay. Lately, some have gone over the deadline. What is the best thing to do? Response: Have you asked them if they are experiencing a problem? I always do and have never lost a sale. Response: Hit the suckers with an Unpaid Item Strike. eBay will refund your selling fees so you can relist the item. Those SOB buyers will regret that they ever bid in the first place. Don’t let them screw you around. Response: I had that happen to me once. I found out that the buyer went out of town to a family funeral instead of paying me. I filed an Unpaid Item Complaint to make them pay. It worked. Three days later I got my money. If you don’t receive this message, please let us know – eBay (If this message annoys you, pass it on to three people you don’t like – The Author)

Author: Baffled Businessman http://ebay.urbanup.com/3916545
32. (ebay) (9↑, 1↓)
A internet site where you can buy cheap junk with expensive postage from sellers who only make enough to pay the fees. The play ground for chiense scammers and greedy CEOs. For further definitions see internet scams

Ebay buy a $30 dollar kettle for only $0.99 + $29 postage Ebay Bargain 8 gig MP4 only $50 may only be a 1 gig player and may not work but what a bargain

33. (eBay) (17↑, 9↓)
A place where you can by a man to dress up as Larry Bird and dig you a hole.

I need a 1987 figurine of a globe that is hand painted. Where can i find that? TRY eBay\!

Author: boom-shocka-locka http://ebay.urbanup.com/1583210
34. (eBay) (23↑, 15↓)
The only place you can buy a bear for $20 thats been filled with some randoms cum.

mmmm bear filled with some strangers cum... Ohh the things i can do with this

35. (eBay) (17↑, 9↓)
A great place where you can buy a "rare" £5 coin for £20, there are lots of people who sell their junk here and people who buy others' junk.

"One man's rubbish is another man's treasure." eBay in a sentence.

Author: Soiled Undergarment http://ebay.urbanup.com/214129
36. (eBay) (15↑, 8↓)
A website auction where you rip people off because they're stupid or people rip you off because you're stupid. See: [Napster]
37. (ebay) (12↑, 6↓)
an online auction site where you can buy collectibles that were in ancient times bought at flea markets, garage sales, and thrift stores for next to nothing. Now they can be bought from any schmo in the world and shipped anywhere for lots of $$ Also used as a VERB

A: Jeepers, that Elvis ashtray you found in your grandmother's attic looks like it might be worth something, you should ebay it. B: Ya, think? I've been ebaying a lot lately. A: er, getta life \<mrft\>

38. (ebay) (14↑, 8↓)
The place where I keep 80% of my income\!

Honey, I just bought Genuine Babe Ruth autographed Aluminum bat for $200.00\!

Author: Doggy Fizzle http://ebay.urbanup.com/146192
39. (ebay) (38↑, 34↓)
The shit. Ebay is so totally awesome.

Ebay is so awesome I want to crap my pants.

40. (eBay) (9↑, 6↓)
Where you can sell your most crappiest household items, including your computer, mother, dog and toaster (Y)

girl: HEYYYY, where did mom gooo? brother: yo bitch, i sold it on ebay.

41. (ebay) (7↑, 4↓)
An endless, nearly global electronic yard sale with every other word of advertising copy misspelled or misused; the best thing that ever happened to fatten and sustain the bottom lines of UPS and FedEx; but sometimes a great way to get what you want since junk commandeered the marketplace.

"Irregardless of price, this amazing (old electric fan, classic Harris Tweed jacket, tired old toaster, marvelous Advent loudspeaker, and so forth) can be liek new if you'll put in more effrot then I planned to when I buoght it off eBay last moth, and I only carge a small handlign fee (enough to pay my car insurance for next month) + shipping." Aaaargh.

42. (ebay) (11↑, 8↓)
Ebay: The time clock buster. Ebay: Freedom of being your own boss.

Ebay pays my bills when I list items for others to buy.

43. (eBay) (9↑, 6↓)
A place where people can buy and sell stuff thay don't want anymore. A lot of people charge way too much for shipping. For axample, something that costs 2.00 to ship, will cost the buyer 6.99 to ship.

I got a $50 video game on eBay for $40, but i had to pay $9.99 for shipping and handling.

44. (eBay) (16↑, 13↓)
Where I got AOL discs for only 10 cents\!

Thanks Mike\!\!

45. (eBay) (17↑, 14↓)
Quality ass shit at stolen ass prices

My brand fucking new VCR got robbed and turned up on ebay\!

46. (ebay) (29↑, 26↓)
One of Saddam Hussein's late sons killed July 22, 2003 in a coalition operation on the town of Mosul, Iraq.

[Doobie] and Ebay Hussien were numbers 2 and 3 on the U. S. Central Command's list of the top 55 most wanted.

47. (EBay) (3↑, 1↓)
Ever wondered why Ebay is an addiction? There is a subliminal messege in the title E.B.A.Y. (E)veryone (B)uys (A)ll (Y)ear & (Y)ou (A)re (B)uying (E)verything

Everyone Buys All Year You Are Buying Everything on EBay

Author: wonderfulwardy http://ebay.urbanup.com/4854673
48. (eBay) (6↑, 4↓)
The website where everyone says they'll sell something for way more than it's worth, but they'll buy anything for ridiculously low prices.

Dude\! Just sell that rock shaped like pikachu for $500 on eBay, there's gotta be some sucker like that\! Dude\! If you want a Playstation3, just buy one on eBay for like $100\! There's gotta be someone who just wants to get rid of it cuz he stole it\!

Author: Still_Trippin' http://ebay.urbanup.com/2167021
49. (eBay) (8↑, 6↓)
Online garage sale. Put anything on it and someone WILL buy it.

You pay too much on eBay.

50. (ebay) (14↑, 12↓)
A place on the net to go to when you have too mutch time and/or money.

i bought 6 dozzen glitter sticky hands on ebay.

51. (ebay) (9↑, 8↓)
An internet pawn shop

I found it on eBay...

Author: irish person http://ebay.urbanup.com/2320714
52. (ebay) (12↑, 11↓)
the place where they sell shark fetii for $13

draik: hey look its a shark fetus on ebay wtf draik's friend: so what i found a piece of toast bitten by justin timberlake. draik: justin timberlake has no balls draik's friend: yeah i know

53. (eBay) (9↑, 8↓)
Internet site for selling junk and ripping off people.

Dave bought some smelly used panties on ebay to give to his gran.

54. (Ebay) (1↑, 1↓)
slang- term used to describe a provider of goods, all goods, everything your looking for and everything you didnt even know you wanted "i got it from ebay. no from ebay not on ebay." slang- term used to describe someone who eats too mu ecstacy. "dude that his 10th pill tonight hes a total ebay." person/living adjetive and verb= a peradjerb. Ebay is one of the most know memebers of undergound electronic lifestyles. He spends 90% of parties teaching and showing kid new to "the scene" what to do, who to avoid and how to stay safe and in general alive. also refered to a "papa" by he is a father of hundreds of children in dozens of cities being the closest thing to a father figure most of them have. He will love you the moment he meets you until you break his heart. a living legend, leader and lover.

Ebay, eBay, E-bay, ebae, papa, papa e, papa, dad, daddy, living, legend

Author: NekoPrincess http://ebay.urbanup.com/4567015
55. (ebay) (7↑, 7↓)
A place to where you can hustle and be hustled on the internet.

John just hustled that guy on ebay.

Author: Jnelsonmarka http://ebay.urbanup.com/2149463
56. (eBay) (8↑, 8↓)
place that takes your money even if you're the one selling something

eBay: Ok you want to sell something, then I get 99.9% of the final bid price... the other .1% goes to my employes.

57. (ebay) (5↑, 5↓)
a mass market of various objects to sell for fun to see if people will actually buy them. once harbored kidneys and bridges, but i guess someone got mad.

Bono's semen and pair of shoes\! kick ass shopping at ebay\!

58. (ebay) (0↑, 1↓)
A mythical place of great magical power.

Stay away from my blades. In fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission." said Jace. Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay," Clary muttered. "Selling them on what?" Clary smiled blandly at him. "A mythical place of great magical power

59. (eBay) (0↑, 1↓)
Junk Central - You buy something that should never have been made. Then you pay the Post Office to smash it.

eBay lament "Is this a puzzle or what?"

Author: Baffled Businessman http://ebay.urbanup.com/3916615
60. (ebay) (3↑, 5↓)
An online marketplace where you can sell everything but your soul.

Tom: I bought these really hot rims off ebay. Peter: Oh that's nuts, I bet you woulda saved a heap of money.

Author: Mz-cRaZy-HuNNii http://ebay.urbanup.com/1873006
61. (ebay) (19↑, 21↓)
The easiest place to fraud people and steal their money. The police won't stop it, because Ebay pays them too much money in taxes. Proof that there is a price tag on everything, including breaking the law.

I stole $10,000 from customers on Ebay today. It was easy as setting up a fake paypal account and selling imaginary rolexes on ebay. Why get a job?

62. (ebay) (1↑, 3↓)
To reserve one's possessions for sale on the popular auction site eBay.

I'm gonna ebay all that stuff in the corner a little later this month. Help pay the rent.

Author: Orderbringer http://ebay.urbanup.com/1427764
63. (ebay) (8↑, 10↓)
The place where the Sailor stars botoleg goes for mad amounts and is where I sold my fiancee Dash

I owe Ebay 500 dolla fo fees

64. (Ebay) (1↑, 4↓)
a place where your clientelle is a bunch of stupid people.

you can have this almighty mint cent, complete with abraham lincolns head engraved on it for just 1 dollar. act now and you can have a hundred of em for 3 easy payements of $50. i got this penny on ebay

Author: mstrofobvious http://ebay.urbanup.com/3857106
65. (eBay) (7↑, 10↓)
eBay is the biggest Garage Sale on Earth\!

Wow you can find anything on eBay\!

Author: Shawn Underwood http://ebay.urbanup.com/2184240
66. (eBay) (2↑, 6↓)
A very popular auctioning website.

[Uncle Sam] says ya might blight eBay.

67. (ebay) (8↑, 12↓)
A great way to kill time at work

I bought a [Rocawear] purse, a [ancient kettle], [Pokemon cards], and [Weird Al CDS] all on ebay.And get this. All under 20 dollars. I don't really understand the shipping though

Author: Kristin and Kristen Company http://ebay.urbanup.com/2077414
68. (ebay) (15↑, 19↓)
A macedonian word meaning sex

eg. "ebay so schenska" have sex with a women

69. (ebay) (4↑, 8↓)
A Weird Al Yankovic song from his 2003 release "Poodle Hat", in parody of the Backstreet Boys' "I want it that way".

I never heard of the song "I want it that way" by the backstreet boys until i heard weird als parody "Ebay".

70. (ebay) (6↑, 11↓)
Abbreviation for "Engineering Bay" in Starcraft.

Early expo is weird I would make an early ebay drop gols and 2 scvs o­n cliff turret seige it make his expo a waste of 400 minerals

Author: TvT Guide: Goliath Drop from StaR.PoLoCk at wgtour.com http://ebay.urbanup.com/1046204
71. (Ebay) (4↑, 9↓)
A quite brilliant online marketplace that [Gaz Jones] spends too much time on.

My Ebay rating is 147

72. (ebay) (11↑, 16↓)
Where fat old people who don't know how to type go to buy stuff.

how do i get on the interweb?

73. (ebay) (15↑, 22↓)
A site where assholes can put in a bid in the last few minutes of the auction to try to screw over other people who want to fairly bid for the item.

last minute bidders at ebay are so annoying

Author: lunar shadows http://ebay.urbanup.com/790556
74. (eBay) (7↑, 14↓)
An auction site on the internet, that sometimes has really weird creepy stuff.

"mary likes to bid on ebay."

75. (ebay) (5↑, 13↓)
Slang for ecstacy. Used when you don't want people to know you are talking about E.

Let's all go do some ebay and party it up.

76. (ebay) (15↑, 23↓)
Biggest rip-off auction site where you can sell something for $9.99 and be charged $50 in selling fees. Frequented by losers, hicks, white trash, and carnies.

Ebay and Microsoft are in bed together. I know this because Ebay's website only functions properly with MS Internet Explorer. I was so sick of Ebay's evil business prcatices that I posted Ebay's geo coordinates on an Al Qaeda website. Ebay no longer exists... Does anyone know Microsoft Corp's geo coordinates?

77. (ebay) (5↑, 15↓)
An place where you pay money to list the crap you want to sell and no one will buy it.

I just spent $20 listing my crap on ebay and I sold not one thing. At least with a newspaper I can actually find my listing where someone might see it\!

Author: Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. http://ebay.urbanup.com/187763
78. (eBay) (2↑, 14↓)
when you don't want to know about other people's shit, their problems, that they're trying to dump on you

don't eBay me, I've got enough shit to deal with as it is .. does it say "eBay" here?\!\! *points to forehead*

79. (ebay) (31↑, 45↓)
The only place on the internet where a fucktard will pay 28 grand USD for a ten year old fucking grilled cheese sandwich with a picture of my mom on it. Also a place where my stolen iMac and iPod showed up, Got it back. The joint also robs you of fees. Fucking listing fees, extra features fees, final value fees, and paypal fees.

d00d, I got charged fees on ebay for having two kidneys and a dick\! d00d, A stupid bitch stole my iMac and put it up on ebay and I found it and turned him it. Now I can buy a Power Macintosh G5 with the settlement\!

Author: anapplemacphreak http://ebay.urbanup.com/962393
80. (ebay) (9↑, 29↓)
The place where sad, bored housewives go to pass the day instead of doing their house work.

I'm too nice to be rude.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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